Dear Mr. Haberny,
After sending back your zip lock bag of gold painted rocks that you considered ”14 karat nuggets found on a soul searching pilgrimage in Tibet with a quadriplegic hooker you picked up in Singapore”, we find that it is truly unfortunate that you can not understand the concept of “Do Not Contact Us Again”.
You are not entitled to any money, especially the ludicrous sum of $1,423,061.92 that you demanded for your Cash4Gold payment. Your petition for an “ungreased, backdoor; Hammertime lovemaking session” with our telemarketers Carol and Tracy is feral and preposterous.
As a reminder Mr. Haberny, Ed McMahon passed away June 23, 2009. It is not only disrespectful but utterly moronic to request that he host your birthday party at McDonalds.
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